Boris the Bold, Quantum Wizard of the Safety Department
Dr. Emily E. Eggplant, Quantum Physicist of the Inflatable Sciences
Roger R. Rocket Scientist, Expert in All Things Explosive
Opening remarks by Boris: "Welcome, fellow geniuses! Today we will tackle the age-old problem of quantum inflatability!"
Dr. Eggplant presented her research on "The Quantum Inflatable Conundrum": "It's a real brain-twister, folks! You see, the fabric of spacetime is all a-bounce-y!"
Roger R. shared his expertise on "The Art of Inflatable Disposal": "Don't worry, we'll get rid of those pesky inflatables in no time!"
Decisions were made, and the following protocols were implemented: