Quantum Inflatable Safety 1: The AI Ethics of Not Being Blown Away

By: Dr. Bubbles McSafetypants

Warning: Inflatable Safety Hazards

When dealing with quantum inflatables, safety is not just a concern for humans, but also for the inflatables themselves. A poorly designed inflatable can lead to catastrophic consequences, such as:

But fear not, dear reader, for there are solutions!

Dr. McSafetypants presents the following protocols to minimize the risks:

  1. Quantum Inflatable Stability Act (QISA)
  2. Inflatable Quantum Fluctuation Reduction Protocol (IQFRP)
  3. Popping Prevention and Response Plan (PPRP)