Theories on Steaming

The laws of thermodynamics are well-documented, but what's the real deal with steam? Is it a particle or a wave?

We're still trying to figure that out, but in the meantime, let's just agree that it's really good at making things hot.

Here are our current theories:

Coarse Grinding: When Things Get Real Quantum Superposition: When Things Are Everywhere and Nowhere at the Same Time