Quantum Coffee: The Lore
Legend has it that Quantum Coffee was discovered by accident, when a barista spilled a shot of espresso on a particle accelerator.
It was then that the particles began to align, and the coffee was imbued with the power of the cosmos.Caffeine levels: 10^23
Side effects: Time-space continuum distortion, spontaneous combustion, and an intense urge to read Proust.
Warning: Do not attempt to drink while navigating wormholes.
