Quantum Loomhole Cafe

Welcome to the most confusing coffee shop in the multiverse!

Where the coffee is strong, but the math is weaker.

Drink our special Quantum Loomhole Coffee, brewed with the finest particles and the faintest hope of a coherent answer.

Our Menu:

Quantum Brew

Quantum Slip

Quantum Fizz

Quantum Loomhole Cafe

Where the laws of physics are just suggestions.