Quantum Teleportation Safety Rules | Meeting 42

Warning: Quantum Teleportation is a serious business. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Rule 1: Don't Try to Teleport Your Socks

It's just a recipe for disaster. Trust us, you don't want that kind of entropy in your pants.

Learn safe teleporting techniques for delicate items

Rule 2: Don't Teleport Near Open Flames

Quantum fluctuations can get... unpredictable. Don't risk becoming a human torch.

Review our emergency procedures for quantum teleportation accidents

Rule 3: Don't Teleport Near Authority Figures

It's not just about the risk of temporal paradoxes. It's also about avoiding awkward questions from your in-laws.

Brush up on quantum teleportation etiquette
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