Warning: Quantum Coffee May Contain Unstable Particles
When handling Quantum Coffee, please exercise extreme caution. Prolonged exposure to the coffee's quantum fluctuations may lead to:
- Spontaneous human combustion
- Unstable dimensional rifts
- Involuntary teleportation to alternate realities
Precautions:
- Wear protective gear, including but not limited to: Quantum-proof aprons, dimensional stabilizers, and reality anchors.
- Do not consume Quantum Coffee near any open flames or unstable matter.
- Keep Quantum Coffee away from minors, pets, and sentient beings.
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