Tip 1: To truly experience the quantum realm, brew your coffee with a pinch of uncertainty.
Tip 2: Always add a dash of Schrödinger's cat to your pour-over for an extra layer of existential dread.
For more expert advice on the subject, visit:
Bell Jar Brewing for Beginners
DeCoherence in the Kitchen
Many Worlds of Coffee: A Guide to Parallel Flavor Profiles