Quantum Flush Theology: The Unholy Trinity of Uncertainty

Where Science Meets Sarcasm

Quantum Flush Theology is the study of the absurd, the unproven, and the utterly bewildering.

We're talking, of course, about the intersection of quantum mechanics, flush toilets, and theology.

Because, let's be real, someone's gotta explain the infinite probabilities of where your toilet paper goes after you flush.

• Uncertainty Principles: Because Who Knows, Really?
• Quantum Toilet Theory: The Hidden Patterns of the Commode
• Paranormal Flush Phenomena: The Unexplained and the Unflushed

Or, you know, you can just read our take on Quantum Ninja Theory, because, let's be real, who doesn't love ninjas?