You are about to enter a realm where the laws of quantum reality are in constant flux, and the toilet paper industry is on the brink of collapse.
According to Many Worlds Theory, there exists an infinite multiverse of parallel universes, each with their own toilet paper preferences.
However, in our universe, the Quantum Suppression phenomenon causes the toilet paper to stick to the toilet seat, defying the fundamental laws of quantum gravity.
The Paradigm-Shifting Theories propose that by altering the spin of the toilet paper, we can create a localized distortion of the space-time continuum, allowing for a more efficient toilet flushing experience.