Join us for our latest and greatest conference on the intricacies of Time Traveling Toilets. Learn about the ancient art of defecating across the timestream, and how it's about to change everything you thought you knew about, well, everything.
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Don't miss your chance to meet and greet with fellow attendees, all of whom will be dressed in their finest toilet-themed attire. We'll have a "Flush-a-Thon" competition, where the person who can eat the most bowls in one sitting wins a year's supply of bidets.
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