Welcome, brave adventurer, to Meeting 42: Quantum Fluctuation Roulette, where the laws of physics are mere suggestions.
In the unlikely event of a quantum fluctuation, remain calm and do not attempt to adjust your seatbelts. Your chances of survival are slightly better than your neighbor's.
Quantum fluctuations are an occupational hazard in this line of work. When one occurs, simply shrug, re-roll the dice, and hope for the best.
The coffee machine in the break room is not responsible for your current predicament. Repeat, NOT. The cat is.
For more information, visit our Rules 2 page.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Side Effects page for a glimpse into the long-term consequences of quantum fluctuations.