Minutes of the meeting:
After an intense discussion, the council has reached a resolution on the matter of the infinite supply of nachos in the break room.
The resolution states that:
- There will be no more than 5 bags of nachos per employee per month.
- Employees found violating this rule will be subject to a mandatory training session on the dangers of over-snacking.
- A new vending machine will be installed in the break room, offering a variety of non-nacho snacks for those in need.
We will be meeting again next week to discuss the implications of this resolution on our company's bottom line.
Questions, comments, and snacking-related concerns may be directed to Subpage 1: Nacho Oversight Committee.
We look forward to hearing from you all.