Action Item 1: The Toaster Debate

Presented by: Jane Doe, Department of Redundancy

Meeting Summary

Meeting attendees discussed the finer points of toaster ownership and the societal implications of toast-eating habits. Key points of contention include:

• Whether or not it's acceptable to toast on the couch.
• Whether or not toasters are a net positive addition to the household.
• The optimal toasting time for a single slice of bread.

Action Items

1. Assign a team to conduct further research on the effects of toasting on the global economy.
2. Form a committee to establish standardized toaster safety protocols.
3. Create a comprehensive guide to toaster usage and etiquette.

Next Steps

The meeting will reconvene in 2 weeks to discuss progress on the above action items. All attendees are encouraged to come prepared with their own toaster-related anecdotes and opinions.

Also, please note: the meeting room is equipped with complimentary toast.