MEETING 43: TOASTER DEBATE

The fate of the office toaster hangs in the balance! Should we upgrade to the new "Auto-Croissant" model, or stick with the trusty "Banger 5000"?

Auto-Croissant: Because who needs bread when you can have flaky pastry? Banger 5000: Because nothing says "morning" like a little explosive kickstart? Abstain: Who needs toast, anyway?