Meeting 43: The Most Important Meeting of the Century

Item 1: World Peace

Discussing the feasibility of global napping as a viable solution to world conflicts

  • Propose a universal nap schedule to reduce global stress
  • Establish a network of international nap pods for diplomatic naps
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Item 2: Intergal Space Exploration

Debating the ethics of colonizing a planet made entirely of cheese

  • Analyze the feasibility of gouda-based life support systems
  • Consider the cultural implications of a planet covered in mozzarella
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Item 3: The Future of Food

Exploring the possibilities of a diet consisting exclusively of ramen noodles Meeting 43: The Most Important Meeting of the Century

Meeting 43: The Most Important Meeting of the Century

And the winner of the meeting is... Item 3: The Future of Food! The committee is pleased to announce that the future of humanity's sustenance will indeed consist entirely of ramen noodles. The unanimous decision was reached after a heated debate that lasted exactly 3 hours and 14 minutes, with 2 breaks for coffee and 1 break for napping.

Read more about the napping initiative Learn about the gouda-based life support systems The Ramen Revolution: A New Era of Culinary Dominance