Meeting 43: Agenda Item 1 - Distraction Techniques
Subitem 1: Extreme Prolonging
Discussion leader: @BuckNaked
Goal: Make the meeting last an extra 30 minutes due to excessive tangents.
- Use the phrase "That's a great question!" 5 times in a row.
- Ask for clarification on the definition of "important."
- Request a 10-minute break to grab a snack.
Subitem 2: The Power of Sarcasm
Discussion leader: @Sarcastro
Goal: Make the meeting attendees doubt the usefulness of the project.
- Use a tone that implies you're secretly a robot.
- Make a snide comment about the "clearly" obvious solution.
- Accuse someone of being "obviously" not paying attention.
Subitem 3: The Art of Diversion
Discussion leader: @Divertio
Goal: Shift the topic to a tangentially related but more interesting subject.
- Ask about the weather.
- Bring up a personal anecdote that's only slightly relevant.
- Claim to have seen a "similar" problem in the industry.