Today's agenda item 1 is a discussion on Distraction Techniques, led by the infamous Captain Distracto.
In this revolutionary new method, participants will learn to harness the power of pure, unadulterated idleness. By doing absolutely nothing, they will be able to tap into the deep well of human productivity and unlock the secrets of the universe... or at least, get really good at staring at the wall.
Subitem 2.1: Extreme Ironing Subitem 2.2: The Art of Falling AsleepRemember, the key to mastering distraction techniques is to never actually focus on anything.