Subtopic 4: The Art of Distracto-Matic
Today, we will be discussing the art of using Distracto-Matic, a technique used to subtly shift the conversation away from the topic at hand.
Technique 1: The Classic "Did you see that cat video?"
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Technique 2: The Sudden Interest in Ceiling Tiles
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Technique 3: The Mysterious Itch on the Back of Your Neck
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Next Meeting: Meeting 44 - Agenda Item 2 - The Art of Procrastination