Meeting 43 Agenda Item 1: Distracting Techniques

Subtopic 4: The Art of Staring at the Wall

Today's topic: staring intensely at a wall. Yes, you read that correctly. We're talking about focusing all one's attention on a blank wall, as if the wall has something profound to say.

Remember, the key to success is to stare at the wall with an unyielding intensity, as if the secrets of the universe are hidden just behind the paint.

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