Presented by the esteemed Management Team, because someone had to.
Due to overwhelming public outcry, we have decided to remove all anchovies from the office cafeteria menu.
This is a historic victory for the taste buds of our employees.
Effective immediately, all snacks brought from home will be subject to anchovy-free certification.
A new committee has been established to ensure compliance with our anchovy-free snack policy.
Members will be chosen based on their expertise in anchovy detection and removal.
Meet the committee members.