It's that time of the year again: Meeting 43/44. Where the air is thick with the stench of desperation and the promise of free coffee.
But fear not, brave warriors, for we have discovered the secret to avoiding this soul-sucking abyss:
PROCRASINATION!
It's a mystical art, passed down from the ancients. A technique so potent, it'll turn the very fabric of reality in our favor.
Avoid the meeting by conjuring a vortex of productivity, a swirling maelstrom of meaningless tasks that will distract the meeting leader and their minions, leaving you free to roam!
Learn the ancient secrets of Procrastination, and claim your rightful place among the procrastination elite.