Today is going terribly, as planned.
We're stuck in this windowless conference room with no escape, no air, and no snacks.
Our meeting leader, Bob, has declared it a "team-building exercise" and has forced us all to play a game of "Find the Exit".
Hyperlinks to other meeting rooms:
Good luck, everyone!
(Note: If you're reading this, it means you're not dead yet. Probably.)