Minutes of Meeting 44: The Inaugural Meeting of Infinite Chaos

Meeting Summary

It started with a simple discussion about the color of the stapler, but quickly devolved into a existential crisis. See Section 1: The Stapler Incident

After that, things got really out of hand. See Section 2: The Reality Distortion

Key Decisions:

• Resolved to abandon all sanity and logic.
• Decided to replace all furniture with lava lamps.
• Determined to never use apostrophes again.

Action Items:

1. Establish a task force to investigate the meaning of life.
2. Conduct a thorough analysis of the color wheel.
3. Develop a comprehensive plan to eradicate all vowels.

Next Meeting:

Meeting 45 will be held on the surface of the sun, or possibly in a parallel universe. See Next Meeting