AGENDA POINT 3: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
It was decided that the donuts that went missing from the break room were a result of a temporal rift caused by an over-caffeinated intern.
- Motion 1: Establish a donut recovery task force to investigate the incident.
- Motion 2: Implement a strict no-caffeine policy for all interns.
- Motion 3: Require all employees to sign a waiver before consuming any food or drink in the break room.
AGENDA POINT 4: The Donut Recovery Task Force
AGENDA POINT 5: The Consequences of Intern Caffeine Abuse