- 9:00 AM - 9:10 AM: Introduction and pointless small talk (Notes)
- 9:10 AM - 9:50 AM: Agenda point 1 - The never-ending discussion about the copier (Point 1)
- 9:50 AM - 10:30 AM: Agenda point 2 - The coffee machine is still on fire (Point 2)
- 10:30 AM - 11:20 AM: Agenda point 3 - Who ate the last donut (Point 3)
- 11:20 AM - 12:10 PM: Agenda point 4 - The air conditioning is on the fritz (Point 4)
- 11:10 AM - 12:00 PM: Agenda point 5 - The mysterious case of the disappearing stapler (This page)