MEETING 44: COMMITTEE OF EXTRAORDINARY TALENT

Where the Unremarkable Meet to be Remarkable

Chairperson: Boris B. Bottomline

His Majesty, the self-proclaimed King of Sarcasm and Lord of Lethargy.

Secretary: Samantha S. SassyPants

A master of memos, a virtuoso of verbosity, and a ninja of nitpicking.

Vice-Chair: Dr. Bobo the Bold

A man of unyielding conviction and unshakeable opinions. Also, a man of many cats.