Meeting 44: The Agenda of Utter Chaos

Today's meeting will be a thrilling exploration of our company's utter incompetence. Our agenda includes:

• Item 1: The Great Coffee Machine Malfunction
• Item 2: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler
• Item 3: The Inevitable Debate Over Who Ate the Last Donut
• Item 4: The Secret Plan to Fire the Interns (Again)

Please note that these items are subject to change at any time, and are not guaranteed to be of any actual importance.

Let's Get This Over With

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