Where our baristas are trained to extract every last drop of value from every cup, and every customer's wallet.
Our specialty coffee drinks come in a variety of flavors, each one a masterpiece of over-engineering and unnecessary expense.
Iced Coffee: Because You're Worth It Flat White: For the Fashionably Frugal Mocha Monstrosity: Our Most Expensive DrinkMeeting 44: Overpriced Coffee is the brainchild of CEO, Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, and his team of highly skilled, overpaid baristas.
We've taken the traditional coffee shop and turned it on its head, adding an extra $5 to every drink, because, why not?
Our mission is to provide the most expensive coffee experience in the world, because you're worth it, and also because we want to see how much you'll pay for it.