MEETING 44: THE DONUT HOLE HACKING INCIDENT

A Report on the Most Bizarre Incident in Company History

It all started innocently enough. A meeting between the marketing team, the IT department, and the CEO to discuss "synergy" and "disruption." But things took a turn when someone pulled out a tray of freshly baked donuts.

As soon as the first donut was taken, the room was plunged into chaos. Someone had hacked the donut hole, replacing the usual hole with a miniature 3D printed replica of the company logo. The room was in an uproar.

The CEO demanded to know who was behind the hacking, but all fingers pointed to "Bob from Accounting." But Bob had an airtight alibi, and the investigation stalled.

As the meeting continued, more and more donuts were taken, each with increasingly elaborate hacks. There were donuts with flashing LED lights, donuts with miniature robotic arms, and even one with a working toilet that flushed directly into a nearby trash can.

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