Known Side Effects 2: The Sequel (a.k.a. The More We Know, The Less We Care)
Warning: The following list of known side effects is not exhaustive, but it's getting close.
- Spontaneous combustion of nearby snacks (reported in 4 out of 5 cases).
- Temporary or permanent loss of productivity (results not guaranteed).
- Increased risk of spontaneous singing and/or dancing (side effect severity: 8/10).
- Mild to moderate existential dread (dependent on individual tolerance).
- Uncontrollable urge to watch reruns of 80s sitcoms (side effect severity: 6/10).
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