Known Side Effects 2: The Sequel (a.k.a. The More We Know, The Less We Care)

Warning: The following list of known side effects is not exhaustive, but it's getting close.

• Spontaneous combustion of nearby snacks (reported in 4 out of 5 cases).
• Temporary or permanent loss of productivity (results not guaranteed).
• Increased risk of spontaneous singing and/or dancing (side effect severity: 8/10).
• Mild to moderate existential dread (dependent on individual tolerance).
• Uncontrollable urge to watch reruns of 80s sitcoms (side effect severity: 6/10).

Subpages:

• Side Effect 1: The One Where You Lose Your Lunch
• Side Effect 2: The One Where You Gain 10 Pounds
• Side Effect 3: The One Where You Forget What Day It Is

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