Known Side Effects 3: The Unsettling Truth

Side Effects 3: The Unsettling Truth. Because who needs actual truth, anyway?

Side Effects 3: The Unsettling Truth is a comprehensive guide to all the things that will probably ruin your life. But hey, at least you'll be entertained.

Commonly Known Side Effects

• Spontaneous Human Combustion
• Mysterious Vanishing Acts of Intelligence
• Uncontrollable Farting (May be caused by excessive consumption of beans)
• Random Onset of Disco Fever

Less Commonly Known Side Effects

• Unexplained Sudden Growth of Mustache
• Spontaneous Generation of Unsettling Noises
• Irreversible Transformation into a Chicken

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Disclaimer: Side Effects 3: The Unsettling Truth is not actually true. Probably.