Prophet #2: The one with the extra butter, but not too much.

Prophet #4: The one who dared to put cheese on it, but not too much.

Prophet #6: The one who said, 'I'm not a prophet, I'm a farmer.'

Prophet #8: The one who used only 3 ingredients: popcorn, salt, and despair.

Prophet #9: The one who claimed to have seen the light, but was just a toaster.

Prophet #10: The one with the neon sign that said, 'Popcorn, the food of the gods.'