Meeting 44: The Popcorn Flavorists' Top 3 of 2018
We're not just a bunch of hipsters, we swear. Here are our favorites:

Our top-secret recipe: mix 1 cup of salt, 1 cup of regret, 1 cup of nostalgia, and 1 cup of disappointment. Stir counterclockwise while thinking about your ex.

Don't @ us. We're just trying to make a living, not win a Pulitzer.

Next up: The Best of 2019