MEETING 44: SNACK CRISIS
It has come to our attention that the snack selection in the break room has been reduced to a single, sad bag of stale potato chips.
We are at a critical juncture, folks. The fate of our productivity and morale hangs in the balance.
Thus, we have established a task force to investigate the disappearance of all snacks and restore the snack supply chain.
Task force members, report for duty!