Snack-based covert operations have reached new heights. Our top-secret agents have been deployed with an arsenal of high-calorie crackers, precision-crafted hummus packets, and an endless supply of artisanal cheese strings. But as we continue to perfect the art of snack-based espionage, we've encountered some unexpected issues.
It appears that our snack supplies have become a liability. We've had to re-route operations due to an overabundance of trail mix, causing an unacceptable number of 'accidental' choking hazards. We're working on a solution, but until then, our agents are being forced to operate on a reduced caloric intake.
As part of our response to the snack-related safety concerns, we're introducing an updated set of protocols for safe snack deployment. This includes, but is not limited to: a minimum of 2 hours between snack breaks, a 500 calorie limit per operative, and a mandatory 'Snack- Emergency Response Team' (SERT) training course for all agents.
The real challenge now lies in the field. Our top operatives are tasked with infiltrating enemy strongholds, gathering intel, and executing high-stakes snack heists. But we've got this. We're the snack masters. We will not be defeated. We will not be out-snacked.
Snack Mastery Training for all agents.
