MEETING 1011: DECISIONS
After 3 hours of heated debate, the team decided to:
Implement a new, unnecessary feature
Fire the intern
Extend the deadline... again
Order 100 more copies of the company logo
Action Items:
Assign Bob from Accounting to lead the project
Create a task force to investigate the meaning of life
Buy pizza for the team
Important Notes:
Someone needs to take out the trash
The copier jammed... again
John from HR said we can't fire the intern