A gathering of the greatest minds the world has ever seen. Or at least, the greatest minds that have seen the world. Or at least... well, you get the idea.
We are pleased to announce that the meeting will be taking a 15-minute break to discuss the merits of pineapple pizza.
Also, please note that the conference table will be moved to the basement due to "sensory sensitivities".
Oh, and one more thing: the vending machine will be replaced with a selection of artisanal, small-batch, gluten-free granola bars.
30 minutes, 30 minutes, 60 minutes... or whenever.
Adjournment