We've gathered here today to discuss the most crucial matter in the universe. Should we have pizza for lunch or salad?
After much deliberation and careful consideration, we've come to the following conclusion:
We will have pizza.
Reasoning:
As we all know, pizza is the answer to all of life's problems. Hunger, boredom, existential dread... all of these can be solved with a good pie.
But don't just take our word for it! Here are some supporting arguments:
Argument 0: The Scientific One
Argument 1: The Historical One
Now that we've established the importance of pizza, let's move on to the next crucial decision: dessert.
Go to Meeting 1024: Dessert Decisions
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try to contribute your own argument to the decision-making process.