The meeting has been adjourned due to a severe case of PIZZA CRISIS. The team has collectively devoured 17 large pepperoni pizzas, and it's clear that productivity has been compromised. As a result, the meeting has been pushed back to next Thursday, and the team is required to bring their A-game... or at least a decent game.
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