Item 2: The Great Cheese Debate

Today, we'll be discussing the age-old question: what is the optimal cheese-to-pizza ratio?

Some argue for a 1:1 ratio, while others claim 5:3 is the only way to go. Come prepared with your best arguments!

We'll also be addressing the elephant in the room: do pineapple toppings belong on pizza?

Don't forget to wear your thinking cap and bring your appetite!

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