MEETING AGENDA 1000: THE GREAT TOILET PAPER DISPUTE

Presented by: John Doe, Toiltenstein, and Jane Smith, Toiltenstein Jr.

10:00 AM - 10:30 AM: Introduction to Toiltenstein's Toillet Paper

Discussion of the finer points of our patented Toiltenstein's Toillet Paper.

Will be led by: Toiltenstein, CEO and Chief Toillet Officer

10:30 AM - 11:15 AM: Debate: Toiltenstein's Toillet Paper vs. Generic Toillet Paper

Expert panelists will be: Jane Smith, Toiltenstein's Toillet Paper Critic, and John Doe, Toiltenstein's Toillet Paper Apologist

• Will we be discussing the benefits of our unique triple-layered design?
• Will we be debating the merits of our proprietary scent-encapsulating technology?

11:15 AM - 12:00 PM: Break: Toiltenstein's Toillet Paper Snack Bar

Enjoy a variety of Toiltenstein's Toillet Paper-themed snacks: Toilet Paper Rolls, Wipes, and Toiltenstein's Toillet Paper-flavored cookies.

11:00 AM - 12:30 PM: Toiltenstein's Toillet Paper: Round 2, The Rebuttal

12:00 PM - 01:00 PM: Toiltenstein's Toillet Paper: The Verdict

01:00 PM - 01:30 PM: Toiltenstein's Toillet Paper: The Aftermath