EMERGENCY SNACK MEETING

AGENDA FOR THE AGES

10:00 AM - 10:05 AM: Introduction and Snack Dispensing

Important: Snacks are not optional. We will be having a variety of granola bars, crackers, and a single, mysterious, unmarked energy bar.

10:05 AM - 10:20 AM: Emergency Situational Analysis

10:20 AM - 10:35 AM: Brainstorming and Panic

10:35 AM - 10:50 AM: Emergency Snack Break

10:50 AM - 11:05 AM: Conclusion and Panic Rebuttal

11:05 AM: Emergency Meeting Adjournment

Important: Please do not leave the conference room until you have consumed all available snacks.