MEETING AGENDA - EXTRAPOLATING FROM NOTHING

• 1. Introduction to Non-Sensical Topics
• 2. Unnecessary Definitions and Redefinitions
• 3. Extrapolating from a Single, Unreliable Source
• 4. Conclusion: We Have No Idea What We're Doing

This meeting will cover topics that are completely unrelated to anything of actual importance. Don't expect to learn anything useful. In fact, don't expect to learn anything at all. But hey, the free donuts are pretty great.

Presenters: Bob, Steve, and Dave. They have no qualifications, expertise, or a clear plan. They just kinda... show up.

INTRO TO NON-SENSICAL TOPICS

Welcome, attendees! Today we will be discussing topics that are completely unrelated to reality. Don't worry, it's not like you'll actually learn anything.

Topic 1: The Importance of Inflatable Dinosaurs in Modern Society

Topic 2: The Art of Extreme Puzzling

Topic 3: The Futility of Trying to Find the Last Donut in the Box

Presenters: Bob, Steve, and Dave (who will probably just stare at the wall)

UNNECESSARY DEFINITIONS AND REDEFINITIONS

Today, we will redefine words until their original meanings are completely lost on us.

Word 1: 'Reality' - A completely subjective concept

Word 2: 'Truth' - A myth perpetuated by governments

Word 3: 'Coffee' - A drink only consumed by the rich and powerful

Presenters: Bob, Steve, and Dave (who will pretend to be experts)

EXTRAPOLATING FROM A SINGLE, UNRELIABLE SOURCE

We're going to base our conclusions on a single, unverifiable source, Bob's cousin, who claims to have seen it happen.

The meeting will cover topics such as:

1. The Importance of Alien Life in Modern Society

2. The Art of Making the Perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Presenters: Bob, Steve, and Dave (who will pretend to be experts, again)

CONCLUSION: WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE DOING

Well, that's it for today's meeting! Thanks for attending, I guess.

Don't worry, we'll just keep making stuff up as we go along.

See you all at the next meeting, where we'll probably forget what we were supposed to be doing.

EXTRAPOLATION PLAN

This plan involves making up more things, then pretending to understand them.

Step 1: Pretend to have an idea, then explain it in vague terms

Step 2: Get distracted by a squirrel outside the window, then forget what you were doing

Step 3: Repeat step 1, then pretend to have a breakthrough

Step 4: Realize we're all just winging it, then order pizza

Presenters: Bob, Steve, and Dave (who will pretend to be experts, once again)

EXTRAPOLATION PLAN 2

We're not actually sure what this plan is, but it looks nice.

Step 1: Draw a picture of a unicorn

Step 2: Pretend the picture is real

Step 3: Get lost in the majesty of the unicorn's sparkles

Presenters: Bob, Steve, and Dave (who are still pretending to be experts)

EXTRAPOLATION PLAN 3

We're running out of ideas, so this plan will just involve making stuff up and hoping nobody notices.

Step 1: Make something up, then pretend it's real

Step 2: Get confused by a nearby squirrel

Step 3: Realize the meeting has ended, then leave

Presenters: Bob, Steve, and Dave (who will probably just leave early)

EXTRAPOLATION PLAN 4

We've run out of ideas, plans, and possibly oxygen.

Step 1: Pretend to care about anything

Step 2: Stare at a wall for a really, really long time

Step 3: Realize the meeting never started, then leave

Presenters: Bob, Steve, and Dave (who are now just pretending to be chairs)

EXTRAPOLATION PLAN 5

We're out of ideas, plans, oxygen, and possibly brain cells.

Step 1: Pretend to be a robot

Step 2: Repeat 'BEEP BEEP BEEP' for an extended period

Step 3: Realize the meeting never happened, then take a nap

Presenters: Bob, Steve, and Dave (who are now just robots)