9:00 AM - Arrival, Panic, and General Despair
10:00 AM - Breakfast of Champions: stale coffee and yesterday's leftover pizza
11:00 AM - "The Plan": an exercise in futility and pointless meetings
Phase 2: The Never-Ending Spiral of Despair
Please bring your own sanity, as well as your own lunch, as we will not provide any.
We will not be held responsible for any emotional trauma caused by this meeting.
Meeting Minutes will be available on our "Intranet" page.