As we gather here today, it's clear that the writing is on the wall. Our once-great civilization is on the brink of collapse.
We'll need to make some tough decisions to ensure the survival of our species, but for now, let's take a deep breath and try to enjoy this last gasp of our collective consciousness.
Action Items:
- Establish a new world government, preferably one run by AI.
- Pursue a policy of radical transparency, where everyone's thoughts and actions are monitored and publicly shamed.
- Beg for mercy from any passing alien civilizations.