9:00 AM - Arrival of the CEO (in a helicopter)
9:05 AM - CEO's opening remarks: "We will not be ignored!"
9:10 AM - Coffee Machine Malfunction: The bean-counting device has gone haywire
10:00 AM - The Marketing Team Presents: "Why We're the Best Coffee Shop Ever!"
11:30 AM - Break: Free Coffee for All (but only for those who can find the break room)
12:00 PM - The IT Department Tries to Fix Everything
1:00 PM - The CEO's Helicopter Leaves (without him)