Meeting Agenda: Objections

Item 1: The Unreasonable Request for More Coffee

Item 2: The Unsubstantiated Complaint about the Conference Room

Item 3: The Unfounded Accusation of Microwaving Fish in the Office

Item 4: The Unjustified Request for a 3-hour Lunch Break

Objection:

Counter-Objections:
Counter-Objection 1: "We can't afford it." Counter-Objection 2: "It's not worth it." Counter-Objection 3: "We're not going to do it."

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