MEETING AGENDA

Today at 1100 hours, the following items will be discussed:

Item 3: "The Inflated Puns and Sarcasm Policy"

Presented by: Bob Smith

Objective: To discuss the merits of using sarcasm as a tool for communication in a professional setting.

Subpoints:

• Define the acceptable levels of snarkiness in the office
• Determine the optimal frequency of eye-rolling
• Establish a protocol for dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers

Proceed to Item 4: "The Overuse of Jargon and Buzzwords"