MEETING AGENDA

Today's meeting has been hijacked by our fearless leader, Bob.

Agenda:

• Item 1: "The Importance of Procrastination"
• Item 2: "The Art of Napping in the Supply Closet"
• Item 3: "The Great Cookie Debate"
• Item 4: "The Impending Doom of the Coffee Machine"
• Item 5: "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler"

Remember, the meeting is being recorded for "training purposes".

Subpages:

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• Meeting Decisions 2022

Warning: Meeting may contain excessive use of jargon and awkward silences.